a-lonely-timelord:

bowtieblackbird:

I found this at the supermarket today.

THE LABEL SAYS “MYCKET LITEN FISK” WHICH LITERALLY MEANS “VERY SMALL FISH” I’M DYING

doublepseudonym:

come on baby girl, flex your zygomaticus major for this greasy stranger

aph-rpers-united:

In order for the masterlists to gain users, this blog needs to be seen by other APH roleplayers. If you are an APH RP blog, or have followers who are, could you please reblog this to spread the word? Any APH RP blog is welcome on the lists. ♥

kars:

I am awake but at what price

nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real 

(Source: brockdavis)

some-newtype-bullshit:

EVERY PART OF THIS IS WRONG

(Source: mastaroshi78)

this-is-just-what-loki-wants:

hey you

well done for getting up and doing stuff today

even if your first thought is “but I haven’t done anything today”

yes you have. you’re doing it now. well done.

queeraoke:

foreverforelsket:

someone on here actually has the same kind of tummy as me and she looks beautiful and I started to cry a little because I never see pretty models with my tummy wow

the first model is everything holy shit

(Source: fullerfigurefullerbust)

hetaliaraivisgalante:

do you think chibitalia would ever go up to hungary and be like “i’m hungry” and she’d just grin and say “hey hungry i’m hungary” and austria would stop playing music and just slam on the piano keys angrily

mecraphyros:

timelordangel:

we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run

yes

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon not just breaking the fourth wall, but utterly shattering it until there is no hope of it being repaired. there are shards of fourth wall everywhere. whenever you read or watch something, the characters are able to see you. life will never be the same. react how you wish.

hip-hop-lifestyle:

"never odd or even" spelled backwards is "never odd or even"

bookofmorgan:

i wish there was a way to find out how many boners you’ve caused in a lifetime i wanna check my stats

fandom-pride:

My 99 year old great grandfather was at my house for Christmas and we were watching cake boss because it’s his favourite show, except it was already recorded so I fast forwarded through the commercial and my grandpa screamed and said “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? ARE YOU TIME TRAVELLING?? ELLIE YOU CAN’T DO THAT”

(Source: pancakereport)

waitrose:

hand writing at the start of an exam

hand writing at the end of an exam

(Source: waitrose)